May 2012
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May 31st
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
May 31st
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 31st
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NEW SUIT!
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Listenkkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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I brought her back a puppy
I am the best fiancee ever.
May 29th
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can my day be done yet?
May 28th
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I think the cinema will become my place of...
dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart: Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013. Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013. Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013. Catching Fire: 22 November 2013. The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013. Captain America 2: April 4, 2014 Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. 
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“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off) Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com - He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for...
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Missing your period.
beyondemily: Straight girl:  Man: LeSbIan: 
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I really wish people could get it together so that I can actually do my job instead of sitting here waiting for them to call.
May 24th
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blacksheephair replied to your post: all of a sudden I really want ch inese food for… I was thinking the same thing for dinner and that’s also houuuuurs away! I’d get it if I were you! I am loving all the chinese food love today. this will be had. 
May 24th
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asideeffectoflife replied to your post: all of a sudden I really want ch inese food for… BABY. I was just thinking this. Wanna get some after work with me and then I’ll go to class? YES.
May 24th
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all of a sudden I really want chinese food for lunch. which is still hours from now. 
May 24th
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roommate: that candle smells vaguely like weed.
kathleen and i: that's not the candle
*giggle*
May 23rd
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I need feminism because
whoneedsfeminism: I called out my cousin for making a sexist comment and his response was “Are you a hippie now? Or a left-wing nut?”. this.
May 23rd
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